The City that Vegitarians Forgot

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New Pork City is the newly announced level in SSBB. With huge scale and lots of neat visuals, one expects this level to be great for camping. It is being compared to Hyrule Temple from SSBM, but of course, no other level can match the fun of the "Fight Club", also knoen as the lower part of Temple. But one has to wonder which character's level IS this deranged place?! Some people say Lucas, others are certain that it is Wario. I personally believe without doubt that this level belongs to no other than Snake. The hazard here is the Ultimate Chimera (who could provide a clue about the stages owner), this freaky red dog has a duck on his head and a chip on his shoulder, so if he touches you (like he has done to our friend Lucas), you will be KO'ed so fast that you wont have time to pause and laugh at the expression on your character's frozen face. Wow, that was poetic. Anyway, you should just go to smashbros.com and see for your self! (The level is actually Lucas's) I have also drawn an amount of comics that used amounts of paper that far surpasses the amount in the Red Wood Forest...AND CLAN ONLY PUT ONE COMIC ON! ARGH!