Yummy treats and amazing feats

Well, I really have no excuse as to why I haven't blogged lately, I have just been lazy. This past collection of days has been spent not doing too much. I watched the first two Bourne movies (they make 007 seem like a pansy!), I bet Jason could kick James's butt pretty bad, I mean c'mon, Bourne takes a guy out with a magazine and a washcloth!
I have got Urgoogle into about a million webcomic websites, some I can't seem to register for and another one requires a site avatar that is 100X80 pixels and uses less then 10 kb. I need a better program then paint for that feat, so I am just gonna use an online picture transformer!
Unless you have been living under Clan's bed for the last few years, you know that tonight is All Hallow's Eve! I am gonna go Trick-or-Treating this year, but I suppose I should'a stopped last year when I was only 72 years old.
Sooooo....HOW BOUT' THEM SMASH BROS?! Stage designer?! That is the greatest thing since Sonic became a playable character and sliced bread! With this tool, you can send your dream stages to people all over the world! CRAZY! King Deedeedeedeed some hoe snuck into the game, but he doesn't look half bad! The screen shots suggest that he can fly like Kirby?!
Well, gotta go and make an avatar! Bye!

Cards, cards, everywhere are cards.

I am loaded with the homework for this weekend, but on the news front, I have updated the blog with a banner which is now on Topwebcomics.com. Joy. I ordered two cards off of E-bay and I just got ten in the mail. Hmmmm...what am I gonna do? BURN THEM! BURN THEM TO HADES! HAha HA hha ! Interesting, I wonder how you pronounce a word when there is a space and THEN an exclamation point. Clan is over at my house, and I gets to thinking, "Hey, why don't all of use Urgoogle characters just move into a sweet penthouse and be roomates?" but then I gets to thinking, "Cheese...dang." And I end it at that! I just PWND Clan in a frindly and trash talk filled 24 rounds of SSBM. He won 3, I won 27. Hmmm....I guess my wins even out to 24. RED! RED INK! Cool. I can't seem to get Urgoogle to display updates on TWCL, anyone know why? Or why my proposed sample comic hasn't been put on?
Supper is the ready, so I must disappear like a DS left in a school bathroom. Ohhh, good simile.

Holiday Buzz

Hey! Check it! I have updated Urgoogle's topwebcomics profile, so now when you vote now, a new message appears and such.; I am also going to dress up my blog header for every holiday, starting with Halloween! Well, that's all I have to say to you chumps! If you want to hear my thoughts, read my blog!...oh wait....I put on our site's ranking from TWC (out of 3,000). The code for the banner doesn't want to work, so it won't update itself, I will just have to keep an eye on our rank and change the banner manually... :( I also signed up Urgoogle in a new webcomic list!: Thewebcomiclist.com

.....Never mind, it would seem that the image itself is being updated for our rank...wierd, so I'm off the ol' hookeroo!

Rates for the Greats

I will now be giving my opinions on some of the webcomics on Topwebcomics.com

Urgoogle.com
Summary: A bunch of zany characters doing zany stuff, storylines are for sissies.
Art: 3/5
Creativity:4/5
Story:2/5
Humor:5/5

Rating: 7.5/10
Comments: All though I am an artist for said site, I do find the art a bit lacking and if you are lookin' for a story line, I suggest you try a book. The real saver is the humor. Almost every comic has something for a gut busting laugh.

Abstract Gender
Summary: Ryan is stuck as a girl, his idiot friend Brian can switch back and forth between genders at will and threatens to blow their entire secret. How will Ryan, now Rachel, manage every day life as a girl and keep from killing anyone in the process?
Art:5/5
Creativity:5/5
Story:5/5
Humor:3/5

Rating: 9/10
Comments: Not only is the comic a real "page" turner, but it has impressive art right from the start! The storyline is so amazing that Stephen King averts his gaze when he sees it. Although the comic lacks consistent humor, when the funny stuff does turn up, it does so in an ingenious way. This is perhaps one of the greatest webcomics I have ever read. They should make a graphic novel or something! I await the next installment with bated breath.

Pebble Version
Summary: A different take on the Pokemon (holy cow, "Pokemon" is in the blogging dictionary.) ruby and sapphires storyline, answering those persistent questions that trainers have had since the start of the franchise. Why can't you declare an attack on another trainer?

Art:3/5
Creativity:4/5
Story:4/5
Humor:6/5

Rating: 8.5/10
Comments: The art in this comic is a bit "not-hand-drawn". This is because it is a sprite comic, so I can't really give it high marks for art. But the comic itself is the funniest thing I have ever read, besides the Hitchhikers Guide. The artist addresses all of the Pokemon game's quirks with amazing humor, such as why certain events never happen until you get to a certain place. The comic even introduces new rivals that are in a way, hand drawn, or are at least original.

All webcomics that have been displayed in this rating have been thoroughly read by this blog's admin: Urb.

An Epic to end all Epics

HA! I'm back! Did you miss me?! I thought so! Here's the deal, I was at a friend's house on Thursday and Friday, on the weekend I was too busy, and on Monday I had no internet access...so...time to fill you in.
Thursday: I went to a friend's house and spent the night. I placed 2nd in a Yu-Gi-oh! Tourny by sheer luck of not having a good starting hand in the finals. As I always say: "This isn't a hand! Its a FOOT!" I also helped my amigo on Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, in which I am a master of and have a real Tails chao and about a million chaos chao. I just restarted my file on Phantasy Star Online due to the fact that my lv. 127 character got "corrupted" and I had to delete him...sniff.
Peach's final smash is pretty lame, they should call it a final sleep!
Friday: Clan came over and we chilled while I beat him 23-0 in SSBM and I finally got a chance to advance in MP3.
Saturday: I carved a crazy pumpkin and set up my homemade zombie to scare the applesauce out of people. It is pretty cool.
Monday: I have decided to write my blog narrated not my my human counter part, but by my character. Today I decided also to start rating other webcomics in an un-bias nature, If you notice, I added a link to the web comic "Abstract Gender", a really great comic if I say so my self, but I must add more to that tomorrow and rate some web comics!
The Pictochat level in SSBB is pretty rad! Can you make your own levels? I also made a more professional link from Topwebcomics to Urgoogle, but I haven't convinced Grape to turn over the old on to me, seeing as he never does anything anymore.

Control the Brawl

Todays smash update is the revelation of how the Wii remote is used. Frankly it looks like a piece of junk that no one use, I mean, the "grab" action's button is way out of the way. I am just gonna use the Gamecube controller personally. Well, that was short, but time is limited. Clan will put my amazing new comics on yon site in the near future, or I will tear of his arm(s).

The City that Vegitarians Forgot

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New Pork City is the newly announced level in SSBB. With huge scale and lots of neat visuals, one expects this level to be great for camping. It is being compared to Hyrule Temple from SSBM, but of course, no other level can match the fun of the "Fight Club", also knoen as the lower part of Temple. But one has to wonder which character's level IS this deranged place?! Some people say Lucas, others are certain that it is Wario. I personally believe without doubt that this level belongs to no other than Snake. The hazard here is the Ultimate Chimera (who could provide a clue about the stages owner), this freaky red dog has a duck on his head and a chip on his shoulder, so if he touches you (like he has done to our friend Lucas), you will be KO'ed so fast that you wont have time to pause and laugh at the expression on your character's frozen face. Wow, that was poetic. Anyway, you should just go to smashbros.com and see for your self! (The level is actually Lucas's) I have also drawn an amount of comics that used amounts of paper that far surpasses the amount in the Red Wood Forest...AND CLAN ONLY PUT ONE COMIC ON! ARGH!

Urb rules and Clan...um...doesn't rule.

Wow. That was a GREAT rhyme! I could be the next doctor Suess! (Is there an "E" after "Suess?!") I got to blog today cause' I am working and my work has the internet...but it has no computers, so I am typing this on my new DS web connection card thingy!!! Cool, huh? I got it a best buy...along with a bunch of anime DVDs like Naruto the Movie...which I can't seem to download to my MP3/video player. Oh well, that's what I got a DVD player for I suppose...
If you notice, Clan is not only behind me on every Urgoogle poll out there right now, but he also put one of my comics on the site...the comic that starts off a huge and humorous storyline. The first one (Dumb Cuz) is not very funny, but is needed to set up the plot...no matter how insignificant and dumb it may be.
I guess I need a new comic of the week...and I have about 49 computer drawn comics on my computer, but on of my hired assassins went rouge after AOL froze up on him one time, and he killed AOL's CEO. And that is how I no longer have the interweb until I get another DSL thingy. Until then I must use my other, but less often used, computer.

AOL's CEO and My Hired Assassin

Nintendo is wiggedy wacked

AAHAHUAHUAHUAHAGHGH! WHHHAAAATTT?! SSBB IS DELAYED FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS?!?!?!?!? They say they are making the game better, but for all we know they could have just been too lazy to finish it by Dec. 3rd. It is now coming out Feb 1oth! No! I am totally loaded with HW this weekend, so I can't have fun. I will not be able to blog this weekend either due to my lack of internet. Just assume that my days are awesome and action packed!
Well. I have nothing funny OR irrelevant to blog about...soooo.....bye.

The Blue Blur needs more moves

I am inside the computer lab in the local Elementary School. I am watching a bunch of kids for 10 dollars an hour, and I don't get home until 9 o' clock, so I can't do homework. Anyway, Clan TILL hasn't put my comics on the site, even though I threatened to call my snipers on him. Soooo....how bout' that Sonic in SSBB? I am gonna use him first when I play. I wonder what colors Sonic will have? Pehapse one will be Shadow's colors, that way they include him with out REALLY including him, like Daisy in SSBM. I think Sonic's dash B attack could be better; he SHOULD get a giant boost of speed and run into people, like a fusion of "Fox Illusion" and Jigglypuff's "Rollout", instead of just turning into a ball and zooming around-I mean, that's what his down B is! His up B looks like it goes pretty high and his Final Smash looks sick!

I think a great grab attack for him is to simple through the victim on the ground and fall on them backwards, his quills will get embedded in them, so when he stands up they will be stuck to his back with quills sticking out of their chest, then Sonic begins to smash his back into the nearest wall with the victim still attached, causing maximum pain to the poor soul, most preferably Mario. Man! That was one long sentence! Commas go a long way!

Sonic's Special Moves

After looking at Sonic's special moves, I realize that most of his moves involve him just spinning around and hitting people. But he is still gonna be totally awesome!

He's got an attitude and a mean down B attack

Guess who joined the battlers in SSBB today?! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! The long awaited brawler joined today with an incredible movie! I also got my braces off yesterday, which is when I planned to blog about it, but my Comp kept crashing when I tried to blog. On Club Penguin I have been slowly taking over the Sub Zero server as the CEO of the pizza joint. All of those who oppose me get a ball of snow in their face. Clan is buying some suxy ear head phones! "Suxy" is a portmanteau word that means "Sexy in a suckish way". Gotta go! write back later!

Power of the Penguins

Today I got my braces off, just thought you ought to know. Have you checked out my new vidoes of a kid who got a Blastoise TGC and went wild? Its a hoot! Clan will either update the site with my new amazing comics today or tommorrow, becasue I had him over yesterday and told him to do so. I have been on Clubpenguin.com often, but havent been able to get into Blizzard lately so I have been using Ice Cap, taking over the Pizza joint in every server I visit. This usually leads to a confrontation in which I pelt a snowball the the other guy who claims he is the boss. Today's date is 10/8/07 by the way.

Lakes: Once you've seen one, you've seen em' all.

I could not blog this weekend because on Saturday I spent the entire day at a friend's B-day part and whenever I got on his comp, he would come over and snatch it away so he could play City of Heroes. I also (I can't believe I'm saying this) just got a Club Penguin account. It may seem cartoony and childish, but it is great as an interactive chat room. My other friend made an account and started recruiting minions for his army, but he got banned when someone else got on his account while he was in the bathroom and tried to swear. Too bad. My penguin is named Ralkim, I like to hang around the Pizza joint in the Blizzard server. FYI. I spent all of Sunday on a huge lake just sitting in a sail boat. It took us 1 hour to get to our destination (with a good tail wind) and then the wind stopped suddenly and it took us 5 hours to get back. I kid you not. Clan is gonna update the site tomorrow because he got banned from his comp by his mom for beating the heck out of one of his brothers. Good times. At the B-day party, I cleaned up in the SSBM tourny, or at least I would have if I hadn't cut a deal with another party goer that I would lose to him on purpose so I could get out of the runnings and sneak off to a computer. This plan almost worked. I lost to the guy, but as soon as I sat down at the computer, the birthday boy came charging out of nowhere and simultaneously shoved me off the chair and booted up City of Heroes. Oh well. At least the cake was good. I got a whole pint of ice cream to myself.
We played ball tag and flashlight tag just after it rained, so the ground was treacherous and I did a lot of slipping. Fortunately there was usually another person around me while I fell, so I could grab them and throw em' underneath me to cushion the blow. I beat Drawn to life finally. The last boss is pretty easy. The tricky part is getting to him. All you have to do to beat him ( giant scorpion and a small floating shadow dude) is use your sword to deflect the creature's claws, dodge its toxic breath, jump over its head on platforms that appear, slash the little guy above him, then ground pound the fool's head three times. Then you battle the little shadow man who just throws stars and tridents at you. Just dodge em', and when he starts to move around you can hit him two or three times.

Crazy Cats

Yaaayyyyyy! I'm ADOPTED! Oh wait, I think that the cat is yelling at that small, small child...oh well. Today I sawed the last episode of Smallville Season SIX! WHAT A HUGE ENDING! About 36 main characters died, includine Clark. JK.(Just Kiddin') Hey! There are some awsome cat pix on teh web. I have added some good cat links to the blog. Clan hasn't been able to update the site lately and I really have nothing else to say, except for how awsome the Smash Bros Brawl Co-op mode looks! Clan and I are gonna CLEAN UP! BYE!

Pollin' on the River

Yo! What is the up? (Of course I can't actually hear your response to this question). In case you didn't notice, I have changed all of my polls to include Kimp and other new characters...but this means that all of your past votes have gone down the tubes. When I deleted the polls, I was winning everything, with Clan in a fierce second! Clan and I are co-drawing a comic which introduces a new concept into Urgoogle. First, it was Clan's jet-pack, but he has now branched out an obtained a Jetsons-esque spaceship! Besides that, I have about 2.84956392931221 x 10^999,999 tests tomorrow. Ouch! Luckly I don't waste much time studying for said tests, otherwise I might not get to play video games after school cause' I'd be too busy! For lunch today, for the first time ever, the cafeteria had pork, real cheesy scalloped potatoes, applesauce, a bread stick, and milk! T'was muy bien!
If you are in need of a laugh, go to Google Language Tools and translate Smashbros.com from Spanish to English, and when you get to the homepage, select the "Espanol" edition of the site. The translation is...less then accurate. Check out the new "Weekly" comic!


"And if the shield is broken, you will lose the knowledge."

Go There!
(And select "Espanol")

I'm on a roll!...no wait...that's a muffin I'm sitting on.

Yo! long time to blog! I haven't written since, like, last saturday! But it has been time well spent! I am on the last boss in Drawn to Life (he is pretty tricky!) and I haven't played P3 lately...I am only just past that jousting dude. NP came in yesterday and the Final Fantasy 12 sequel looks pretty gooood! Brawl comes out in a few months and life is good. I drew about 7 comics last night that introduce the short lived evil alter-ego of myself, also known as Bur, the evil demon of TGCs! The story line goes on for 3 comics and I drew a bunch more that fit into another storyline! I have included Kimp in most of them...of course as most5 Urgoogle artists tend to do, I decided to draw Kimp in my own style. But she still resembles the original! I don't think I've updated the weekly blomic in about two weeks...I have been spending most of my time by using all of my digital resources to create the ultimate power point: a sequel to my amazing Chuck Norris Power Point which I am offering to anyone who wants it/has Power Point.
Wow. That was a long paragraph. I just got a new MP3 play cause' my old one was a bit old. I got a new Sansa e200 that plays videos, music, shows pix, can record voice and FM radio, and looks pretty sweet. This sudden outburst of comic making I have described means that I have filled up my writer's quota for...two weeks. This means I won't have Clan hounding on me to draw new comics and single handedly support the site.
I dunno...do you think this is a long enough blog? I think so. Bye.