A welcome from Urb: The man himself.

Hey! For all of those who know about the greatness of Urgoogle.com and came to this blog on purpose, and those who came to my blog by a complete freak accident: Welcome. I try to update daily and include lots of my trademark Urgoogle humor. I will post stuff about up coming comics or what I ate for lunch, and if you are lucky...BOTH! I bet your head is spinning right now with just the thought! Well, dive in and enjoy my blog!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

All I want for Christmas is a blog that works right!

Geez! I made a X-mas themed blog header and the entire thing got stretched way out of proportion and I can't fix it! For those of you who haven't gone to smashboards.com and love smash, then go right now! I got the PC game FATE a while ago, it's pretty neat, but a herd (yes, a herd) of Yetis keep coming up to me and crush me! I just got a really powerful weapon, so I may get past now. Wow, I wonder what Kirby will look like as Sonic in SSBB?
I really don't have much to say except that the blog header's messed-up-ness ISN'T MY FAULT! AUUUGHGHGHG!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Too much snow, too little Brawl

Gasp! Today I would be able to go home and play SSBB! BUT NO! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT YESTERDAY! And to make things even MORE ironic, we had a snow day on the 3rd which means I coulda' spent ALL DAY brawling! NOnaonaondong! ALL THE WASTED MINUTES! I suppose getting to the mall with all that snow would have been a problem, but I'm sure Clan would have his UFO all fueled up to take him and myself there at light speed! I was forced to pwn Clan at Wii bowling, I believe he got a 164 and I got a 300. I don't kid, Clan has witnessed my perfection!
The Check Mii Out channel is just as cool now as when it started! I have seen some impressive Miis, like a Chuck Norris and a Mr. Bean (Both of which I took home to my now bustling plaza). When it comes to judging, I am "above average", do the Miis you selected have to make it OVER the judging mountain or is the Summit the best place to be!? I CONFOOSED!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Talk is cheap, so let's buy a whole bunch and sell it later at a higher price!

Hmmmm....this post's title is a bit...arbitrary. Just checking in on all of you readers who want to know stuff about things. I am almost done with the first two comics based on two different story lines for the new Urgoogle reform! I have been checking out some awesome smash bros. forums
and I have been looking at smashwiki.com recently all in anticipation for the biggest game of our generation: SSBB. Yes. Just think, if Brawl was coming out on its original date, I could have it in my flower-like hand next monday!
On a new subject, I have decided that it is time to announce a huge break through in Urgoogle technology! An Urgoogle video game! Yes, it is possible, but I'll need to use Clan's software and a guy on the inside. I all goes well, in a couple years you could be controlling me whilst I slay demons in the new action game! HAhaHAhaAHahAHAHAhahaAH!
The event matches in SSBB look neat...but can't you just select the "Dark Link" costume for link in normal VS. and have the same thing whenever you want?! It boggles the minds. I am off course speaking for two headed creatures when I say this.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Turkeys, and Galaxies, and Stories, OH MY!

Weeeelllll! Happy post-Thanksgiving everyone! The holidays started of with a bang after kicking off the vacation by buying and beating Mario Galaxy in two days! The lsat boss wasn't even hard! I am about to come into posession of a compey tablett that will allow me to draw computer rendered and colored Urgoogle comics! Perfect for the new storyline...or...don't you know? Light has recently chastized the site and proclaimed that it needs a storyline, something I've been saying for years. Lucky for Clan and Grape, I can fill such a void. I have started writing a comic series (don't worry, I will still do random funny stuff) in which Grape stumbles across an odd pen with the word "URGOOGLE" on it. He gets home and draws a picture of Clan and Urb, and lo and behold the drawings come to life!

The crew shortly discover that hte "pen" is in fact a piece of advanced technology that has been sought after by many civilizations around the universe! As these creatures come to Earth in their search, Grape and co. must use the power of the Urgoogle to fend them off...but the pen itself is a timebomb waiting to go off when too much of its power is used.

Can the Urgoogle crew save the Earth while drawing crazy comics? Find out WEEKLY on Urgoogle.com Chapter One: Origin.



In other news, the new Wii Ware, Mii Share (or something like that) has allowed me to achieve an amazing Chuck Norris Mii! He is a pro ate all sports and likes to punch the boxing trainer.

Well, until next time, Chow! Or is it spelt "cao"? I was never good at Chinese.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Urgoogle Tube

How ya like my new video player? When I make new vidz I shall put them in my funk green screen! OK, I know its tacky to repeat the same phrase as the title of the blog, but hey, I'm desperate! Unfortunately, true to Youtube customs, the video takes a day and a half to load and stops playing for mysterious reasons all of a sudden. But I'm not picky!

Green Screen

Thursday, November 8, 2007

It will have to do...



This is a short little video I made just for the heck of it, I am gonna make some better ones in the future, so bear with me. Dear lord it takes a long time to upload videos to the computer.
Anyway, how bout' that Lucas? He actually looks pretty good in Brawl. I might actually BE him once and a while..psshhh, yeah, right. Man, I've been waiting for 10 mins. and the video is barely half way done uploading! I have places to be! OH! It just turned to 12/20 M! That's good! very good! Only 25 more minutes till' I'm done!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Videos Killed the Urgoogle Star

Yo! I am back! In black! And with a Youtube account! You know what THIS means don't cha?! URGOOLGE VIDZ! I am making some AS WE SPEAK! GASP! I haven't really had much to say...I mean nothing INTERESTING HAS HAPPENED! (Out side the window: A Mech battle involving Sonic and Mario)
I mean, NOTHING has hp penned! What the?! I spelt "happened" wrong and it was spell checked to "hp penned". And it also seems that "spelt" is in fact not a word...so what is the past tense of "spell"...SPELLED?! Naaah!
Clan (actually it was me) got a great idea to make a HUGE GIF (you know, image on the computer) and animate it for a really long time until the GIF becomes something of a movie! Of course it would take a really long time to draw all the frames and audio would be nigh impossible to sync, it would still be cool. So until then, I am forced to stick to music videos...oh well.
See you on the flip-side. Nah, Maybe not, I don't go there that oft.

Friday, November 2, 2007

This just in

I have decided that unless I have something neat to share, I'm not gonna blog. Lucky for you I have something neat to say! Clan and I have been watching videos from E for All on youtube which have given away lots of info-like how the beam sword is blue, DK has a white color now, Sonic has mas running skills and lame colors, and how the battles end. Pikachu seems to have goggles now..and...hey, just see for yourself!

Long Video
Final Smashes

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Yummy treats and amazing feats

Well, I really have no excuse as to why I haven't blogged lately, I have just been lazy. This past collection of days has been spent not doing too much. I watched the first two Bourne movies (they make 007 seem like a pansy!), I bet Jason could kick James's butt pretty bad, I mean c'mon, Bourne takes a guy out with a magazine and a washcloth!
I have got Urgoogle into about a million webcomic websites, some I can't seem to register for and another one requires a site avatar that is 100X80 pixels and uses less then 10 kb. I need a better program then paint for that feat, so I am just gonna use an online picture transformer!
Unless you have been living under Clan's bed for the last few years, you know that tonight is All Hallow's Eve! I am gonna go Trick-or-Treating this year, but I suppose I should'a stopped last year when I was only 72 years old.
Sooooo....HOW BOUT' THEM SMASH BROS?! Stage designer?! That is the greatest thing since Sonic became a playable character and sliced bread! With this tool, you can send your dream stages to people all over the world! CRAZY! King Deedeedeedeed some hoe snuck into the game, but he doesn't look half bad! The screen shots suggest that he can fly like Kirby?!
Well, gotta go and make an avatar! Bye!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Cards, cards, everywhere are cards.

I am loaded with the homework for this weekend, but on the news front, I have updated the blog with a banner which is now on Topwebcomics.com. Joy. I ordered two cards off of E-bay and I just got ten in the mail. Hmmmm...what am I gonna do? BURN THEM! BURN THEM TO HADES! HAha HA hha ! Interesting, I wonder how you pronounce a word when there is a space and THEN an exclamation point. Clan is over at my house, and I gets to thinking, "Hey, why don't all of use Urgoogle characters just move into a sweet penthouse and be roomates?" but then I gets to thinking, "Cheese...dang." And I end it at that! I just PWND Clan in a frindly and trash talk filled 24 rounds of SSBM. He won 3, I won 27. Hmmm....I guess my wins even out to 24. RED! RED INK! Cool. I can't seem to get Urgoogle to display updates on TWCL, anyone know why? Or why my proposed sample comic hasn't been put on?
Supper is the ready, so I must disappear like a DS left in a school bathroom. Ohhh, good simile.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Holiday Buzz

Hey! Check it! I have updated Urgoogle's topwebcomics profile, so now when you vote now, a new message appears and such.; I am also going to dress up my blog header for every holiday, starting with Halloween! Well, that's all I have to say to you chumps! If you want to hear my thoughts, read my blog!...oh wait....I put on our site's ranking from TWC (out of 3,000). The code for the banner doesn't want to work, so it won't update itself, I will just have to keep an eye on our rank and change the banner manually... :( I also signed up Urgoogle in a new webcomic list!: Thewebcomiclist.com

.....Never mind, it would seem that the image itself is being updated for our rank...wierd, so I'm off the ol' hookeroo!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Rates for the Greats

I will now be giving my opinions on some of the webcomics on Topwebcomics.com

Urgoogle.com
Summary: A bunch of zany characters doing zany stuff, storylines are for sissies.
Art: 3/5
Creativity:4/5
Story:2/5
Humor:5/5

Rating: 7.5/10
Comments: All though I am an artist for said site, I do find the art a bit lacking and if you are lookin' for a story line, I suggest you try a book. The real saver is the humor. Almost every comic has something for a gut busting laugh.

Abstract Gender
Summary: Ryan is stuck as a girl, his idiot friend Brian can switch back and forth between genders at will and threatens to blow their entire secret. How will Ryan, now Rachel, manage every day life as a girl and keep from killing anyone in the process?
Art:5/5
Creativity:5/5
Story:5/5
Humor:3/5

Rating: 9/10
Comments: Not only is the comic a real "page" turner, but it has impressive art right from the start! The storyline is so amazing that Stephen King averts his gaze when he sees it. Although the comic lacks consistent humor, when the funny stuff does turn up, it does so in an ingenious way. This is perhaps one of the greatest webcomics I have ever read. They should make a graphic novel or something! I await the next installment with bated breath.

Pebble Version

Summary: A different take on the Pokemon (holy cow, "Pokemon" is in the blogging dictionary.) ruby and sapphires storyline, answering those persistent questions that trainers have had since the start of the franchise. Why can't you declare an attack on another trainer?

Art:3/5
Creativity:4/5
Story:4/5
Humor:6/5

Rating: 8.5/10
Comments: The art in this comic is a bit "not-hand-drawn". This is because it is a sprite comic, so I can't really give it high marks for art. But the comic itself is the funniest thing I have ever read, besides the Hitchhikers Guide. The artist addresses all of the Pokemon game's quirks with amazing humor, such as why certain events never happen until you get to a certain place. The comic even introduces new rivals that are in a way, hand drawn, or are at least original.

All webcomics that have been displayed in this rating have been thoroughly read by this blog's admin: Urb.

An Epic to end all Epics

HA! I'm back! Did you miss me?! I thought so! Here's the deal, I was at a friend's house on Thursday and Friday, on the weekend I was too busy, and on Monday I had no internet access...so...time to fill you in.
Thursday: I went to a friend's house and spent the night. I placed 2nd in a Yu-Gi-oh! Tourny by sheer luck of not having a good starting hand in the finals. As I always say: "This isn't a hand! Its a FOOT!" I also helped my amigo on Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, in which I am a master of and have a real Tails chao and about a million chaos chao. I just restarted my file on Phantasy Star Online due to the fact that my lv. 127 character got "corrupted" and I had to delete him...sniff.
Peach's final smash is pretty lame, they should call it a final sleep!
Friday: Clan came over and we chilled while I beat him 23-0 in SSBM and I finally got a chance to advance in MP3.
Saturday: I carved a crazy pumpkin and set up my homemade zombie to scare the applesauce out of people. It is pretty cool.
Monday: I have decided to write my blog narrated not my my human counter part, but by my character. Today I decided also to start rating other webcomics in an un-bias nature, If you notice, I added a link to the web comic "Abstract Gender", a really great comic if I say so my self, but I must add more to that tomorrow and rate some web comics!
The Pictochat level in SSBB is pretty rad! Can you make your own levels? I also made a more professional link from Topwebcomics to Urgoogle, but I haven't convinced Grape to turn over the old on to me, seeing as he never does anything anymore.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Control the Brawl

Todays smash update is the revelation of how the Wii remote is used. Frankly it looks like a piece of junk that no one use, I mean, the "grab" action's button is way out of the way. I am just gonna use the Gamecube controller personally. Well, that was short, but time is limited. Clan will put my amazing new comics on yon site in the near future, or I will tear of his arm(s).

Monday, October 15, 2007

The City that Vegitarians Forgot

  • You are visitor number: -7 (That can't be good!)
New Pork City is the newly announced level in SSBB. With huge scale and lots of neat visuals, one expects this level to be great for camping. It is being compared to Hyrule Temple from SSBM, but of course, no other level can match the fun of the "Fight Club", also knoen as the lower part of Temple. But one has to wonder which character's level IS this deranged place?! Some people say Lucas, others are certain that it is Wario. I personally believe without doubt that this level belongs to no other than Snake. The hazard here is the Ultimate Chimera (who could provide a clue about the stages owner), this freaky red dog has a duck on his head and a chip on his shoulder, so if he touches you (like he has done to our friend Lucas), you will be KO'ed so fast that you wont have time to pause and laugh at the expression on your character's frozen face. Wow, that was poetic. Anyway, you should just go to smashbros.com and see for your self! (The level is actually Lucas's) I have also drawn an amount of comics that used amounts of paper that far surpasses the amount in the Red Wood Forest...AND CLAN ONLY PUT ONE COMIC ON! ARGH!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Urb rules and Clan...um...doesn't rule.

Wow. That was a GREAT rhyme! I could be the next doctor Suess! (Is there an "E" after "Suess?!") I got to blog today cause' I am working and my work has the internet...but it has no computers, so I am typing this on my new DS web connection card thingy!!! Cool, huh? I got it a best buy...along with a bunch of anime DVDs like Naruto the Movie...which I can't seem to download to my MP3/video player. Oh well, that's what I got a DVD player for I suppose...
If you notice, Clan is not only behind me on every Urgoogle poll out there right now, but he also put one of my comics on the site...the comic that starts off a huge and humorous storyline. The first one (Dumb Cuz) is not very funny, but is needed to set up the plot...no matter how insignificant and dumb it may be.
I guess I need a new comic of the week...and I have about 49 computer drawn comics on my computer, but on of my hired assassins went rouge after AOL froze up on him one time, and he killed AOL's CEO. And that is how I no longer have the interweb until I get another DSL thingy. Until then I must use my other, but less often used, computer.

AOL's CEO and My Hired Assassin

Friday, October 12, 2007

Nintendo is wiggedy wacked

AAHAHUAHUAHUAHAGHGH! WHHHAAAATTT?! SSBB IS DELAYED FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS?!?!?!?!? They say they are making the game better, but for all we know they could have just been too lazy to finish it by Dec. 3rd. It is now coming out Feb 1oth! No! I am totally loaded with HW this weekend, so I can't have fun. I will not be able to blog this weekend either due to my lack of internet. Just assume that my days are awesome and action packed!
Well. I have nothing funny OR irrelevant to blog about...soooo.....bye.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Blue Blur needs more moves

I am inside the computer lab in the local Elementary School. I am watching a bunch of kids for 10 dollars an hour, and I don't get home until 9 o' clock, so I can't do homework. Anyway, Clan TILL hasn't put my comics on the site, even though I threatened to call my snipers on him. Soooo....how bout' that Sonic in SSBB? I am gonna use him first when I play. I wonder what colors Sonic will have? Pehapse one will be Shadow's colors, that way they include him with out REALLY including him, like Daisy in SSBM. I think Sonic's dash B attack could be better; he SHOULD get a giant boost of speed and run into people, like a fusion of "Fox Illusion" and Jigglypuff's "Rollout", instead of just turning into a ball and zooming around-I mean, that's what his down B is! His up B looks like it goes pretty high and his Final Smash looks sick!
I think a great grab attack for him is to simple through the victim on the ground and fall on them backwards, his quills will get embedded in them, so when he stands up they will be stuck to his back with quills sticking out of their chest, then Sonic begins to smash his back into the nearest wall with the victim still attached, causing maximum pain to the poor soul, most preferably Mario. Man! That was one long sentence! Commas go a long way!

Sonic's Special Moves

After looking at Sonic's special moves, I realize that most of his moves involve him just spinning around and hitting people. But he is still gonna be totally awesome!



Wednesday, October 10, 2007

He's got an attitude and a mean down B attack

Guess who joined the battlers in SSBB today?! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! The long awaited brawler joined today with an incredible movie! I also got my braces off yesterday, which is when I planned to blog about it, but my Comp kept crashing when I tried to blog. On Club Penguin I have been slowly taking over the Sub Zero server as the CEO of the pizza joint. All of those who oppose me get a ball of snow in their face. Clan is buying some suxy ear head phones! "Suxy" is a portmanteau word that means "Sexy in a suckish way". Gotta go! write back later!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Power of the Penguins

Today I got my braces off, just thought you ought to know. Have you checked out my new vidoes of a kid who got a Blastoise TGC and went wild? Its a hoot! Clan will either update the site with my new amazing comics today or tommorrow, becasue I had him over yesterday and told him to do so. I have been on Clubpenguin.com often, but havent been able to get into Blizzard lately so I have been using Ice Cap, taking over the Pizza joint in every server I visit. This usually leads to a confrontation in which I pelt a snowball the the other guy who claims he is the boss. Today's date is 10/8/07 by the way.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Lakes: Once you've seen one, you've seen em' all.

I could not blog this weekend because on Saturday I spent the entire day at a friend's B-day part and whenever I got on his comp, he would come over and snatch it away so he could play City of Heroes. I also (I can't believe I'm saying this) just got a Club Penguin account. It may seem cartoony and childish, but it is great as an interactive chat room. My other friend made an account and started recruiting minions for his army, but he got banned when someone else got on his account while he was in the bathroom and tried to swear. Too bad. My penguin is named Ralkim, I like to hang around the Pizza joint in the Blizzard server. FYI. I spent all of Sunday on a huge lake just sitting in a sail boat. It took us 1 hour to get to our destination (with a good tail wind) and then the wind stopped suddenly and it took us 5 hours to get back. I kid you not. Clan is gonna update the site tomorrow because he got banned from his comp by his mom for beating the heck out of one of his brothers. Good times. At the B-day party, I cleaned up in the SSBM tourny, or at least I would have if I hadn't cut a deal with another party goer that I would lose to him on purpose so I could get out of the runnings and sneak off to a computer. This plan almost worked. I lost to the guy, but as soon as I sat down at the computer, the birthday boy came charging out of nowhere and simultaneously shoved me off the chair and booted up City of Heroes. Oh well. At least the cake was good. I got a whole pint of ice cream to myself.
We played ball tag and flashlight tag just after it rained, so the ground was treacherous and I did a lot of slipping. Fortunately there was usually another person around me while I fell, so I could grab them and throw em' underneath me to cushion the blow. I beat Drawn to life finally. The last boss is pretty easy. The tricky part is getting to him. All you have to do to beat him ( giant scorpion and a small floating shadow dude) is use your sword to deflect the creature's claws, dodge its toxic breath, jump over its head on platforms that appear, slash the little guy above him, then ground pound the fool's head three times. Then you battle the little shadow man who just throws stars and tridents at you. Just dodge em', and when he starts to move around you can hit him two or three times.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Crazy Cats

Yaaayyyyyy! I'm ADOPTED! Oh wait, I think that the cat is yelling at that small, small child...oh well. Today I sawed the last episode of Smallville Season SIX! WHAT A HUGE ENDING! About 36 main characters died, includine Clark. JK.(Just Kiddin') Hey! There are some awsome cat pix on teh web. I have added some good cat links to the blog. Clan hasn't been able to update the site lately and I really have nothing else to say, except for how awsome the Smash Bros Brawl Co-op mode looks! Clan and I are gonna CLEAN UP! BYE!

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Pollin' on the River

Yo! What is the up? (Of course I can't actually hear your response to this question). In case you didn't notice, I have changed all of my polls to include Kimp and other new characters...but this means that all of your past votes have gone down the tubes. When I deleted the polls, I was winning everything, with Clan in a fierce second! Clan and I are co-drawing a comic which introduces a new concept into Urgoogle. First, it was Clan's jet-pack, but he has now branched out an obtained a Jetsons-esque spaceship! Besides that, I have about 2.84956392931221 x 10^999,999 tests tomorrow. Ouch! Luckly I don't waste much time studying for said tests, otherwise I might not get to play video games after school cause' I'd be too busy! For lunch today, for the first time ever, the cafeteria had pork, real cheesy scalloped potatoes, applesauce, a bread stick, and milk! T'was muy bien!
If you are in need of a laugh, go to Google Language Tools and translate Smashbros.com from Spanish to English, and when you get to the homepage, select the "Espanol" edition of the site. The translation is...less then accurate. Check out the new "Weekly" comic!


"And if the shield is broken, you will lose the knowledge."

Go There!
(And select "Espanol")





Tuesday, October 2, 2007

I'm on a roll!...no wait...that's a muffin I'm sitting on.

Yo! long time to blog! I haven't written since, like, last saturday! But it has been time well spent! I am on the last boss in Drawn to Life (he is pretty tricky!) and I haven't played P3 lately...I am only just past that jousting dude. NP came in yesterday and the Final Fantasy 12 sequel looks pretty gooood! Brawl comes out in a few months and life is good. I drew about 7 comics last night that introduce the short lived evil alter-ego of myself, also known as Bur, the evil demon of TGCs! The story line goes on for 3 comics and I drew a bunch more that fit into another storyline! I have included Kimp in most of them...of course as most5 Urgoogle artists tend to do, I decided to draw Kimp in my own style. But she still resembles the original! I don't think I've updated the weekly blomic in about two weeks...I have been spending most of my time by using all of my digital resources to create the ultimate power point: a sequel to my amazing Chuck Norris Power Point which I am offering to anyone who wants it/has Power Point.
Wow. That was a long paragraph. I just got a new MP3 play cause' my old one was a bit old. I got a new Sansa e200 that plays videos, music, shows pix, can record voice and FM radio, and looks pretty sweet. This sudden outburst of comic making I have described means that I have filled up my writer's quota for...two weeks. This means I won't have Clan hounding on me to draw new comics and single handedly support the site.
I dunno...do you think this is a long enough blog? I think so. Bye.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

I dream of Super Smash

Wow! Well, I've been working all day and not making a new blomic all week. Well, I made on a week ago, but I haven't put it on. I had a weird dream last night in which I got SSBB from a Shaws. It was in a really thick box and I went home and played it....or I waited 3 days for some reason and THEN played it with my cousin who had somehow already been playing for a month. The controls were basically the same as those of SSBM, but I was playing as Nightmare from Soul Calibur. Weird! But effective! I think my Cuz was Luigi and my dash B attack made a huge torrent of power come and defeat him instantly. Amazing.
Well, my "lunch" break is up. Gotta go!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Ads make the world go round.

Yo! I have recently added some ads to yon blog so if they get clicked on I get money. But that's all I can say, because if I tell you to, or direct your attention to, clicking on an ad I get in the troubs. So anyway, today in Gym, a big dude chucked a ball really hard at Clan's head and nearly took it off, except that Clan dodged at the last second and keeps reminding me how "amazing" it was. I have made some vintage Urgoogle stickers that can't be reproduced or sold. That's why they're vintage!
I have just drawn a new comic that includes our new character, Kimp. The comic isn't particularly funny, and I kinda touched-up Kimp's appearance...but the comic is funny in a random way. That's the best kind! I also seem to have completely spaced out on adding a new weekly blomic (blog+comic)...I M SRY. I will have to put TWO on next week! Clan is on his Facebook right now commenting on how one of his friends has lame Photoshop skills. Today's Smash Bros. update looks promising: a tourney mode. SSBM introduced this, but it has some major flaws, like if you press B while choosing a character, the entire tourney is reset. PAIN! OH THE PAIN!
Do you know what this is? THIS-IS-SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA! Sorry, The Impossible Quiz 2 is getting to me.
bye

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Sup' wid dat?

I...I...didn't blog yesterday...I'm a little off beat of late, I guess. Last night I read the book "Thirsty" which is about a kid who turns into a vampire. Its not bad, but the ending is. I havn't played P3 since Sunday because....um...I haven't. And if you noticed, Kimp has now joined the ranks of the urgoogle artists with an...interesting...character. What Kimp appears to be is a giant shelled peanut with a pony tail and blob-shaped appendages. Pretty weird. Well, I guess that means she'll (yes, she is our first female artist) fit right into the crowd. She still needs to make an about page.
You probably didn't notice the minutiae of the fact that my blog's url is no long "urb-urgooglesblog.blogspot.com", but is now simply "urbsblog.blogspot.com" I tried that before, but it was taken. So I assume that the original owner of "urbsblog" either died or deleted his blog. Or both. Of course this means that the link(s) on Urgoogle.com no longer work beacause they point to the wrong URL! Too bad.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Haxing the Prox

I am doing another eBlog today because Blogspot is banned at thecomputer I'm at, so I have to do an eBlog. Today I am needing a hair cutand Clan is gonna put my new comic on the site. I still haven't updatedyon weekly comic. Clan is sittin' next to me playing Adrenalin Challenge(a bike game) and has just pointed out that he is a master at it. Also,there is a new Impossible Quiz! It is just as hard/dumb as the original!Clan doesnt cheat, HE PLAYS BY THE RUES! He doesn't play by the rules,he plays by the RUES! So if he starts to cheat, I say

"Yo, ding dong, man, ding dong. Dingdong, man, yo."and he replies:

"Your mom is a ding dong!"and I says:

"'Your mom'?! Where do you come up with these 'ORIGINAL' comebacks?!"he says:

"I'm a natural."

Any wayzorz, Ah wuz playin Need Foe Speed Hawt Puhsuit Two and boughtthe Mc. Laren F1: "This car offers better acceleration, and a slightlyhigher top speed!"Wait, that's what it says about ALL the cars, but atleast it has a 240mph top speed and has a 0-60 in 3.2 seconds acceleration! But I stilllike the Mc. Laren F1 LM better. There is nothin' better then going 178mph, being hit by a police copter's bomb, and spiraling into the air tobe played back in slo-mo during the replay!
Well, Clan is hacking into my Blog again, and the Monks that guard the secrets of Rashi are hunting me down...so I gotta go.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Busy, busy, busy!

Man, I haven't blogged in about 3 days. Sorry. I spent the entire weekend watching Smallville season 6, doing homework, playing P3, Drawn to Life, and Need for Speed NFS2. Clan came over on sunday, but we had HW to do and SSBM to play, so there was no thyme to blog! WAAAAHHH! Any way, you may or may not have heard, but Andy (THE ONE WITH THE BLOG) is now a part of Urgoogle. She's got a great sense of humes (slang for humor) and is not bad at drawing. I can't wait to see her additions!
U may be wondering about that last blog I wrote. The email one. Well, I wrote that using the blogmail option. My school banned Blogspot, so I can't get on to blog DIRECTLY. But I now have a way of using my email to send a blog to my site-thus bypassing the banned-ness. I WOULD tell you all the email address for my blog so that you can post your own blogs about urgoogle here, but there are three reasons why I won't.
  1. If you want to blog, make your own blogspot.
  2. You can leave comments about urgoogle on the Urgoogle Blogs.
  3. I forgot the email address.
Oh yeah, I just drew a new comic called "Key to the Problem" It is pretty goos and stuff. I seem to not have put on a new weekly comic yet...well I'll get to that later.

Friday, September 21, 2007

testing email blog....

testing email blog....

Drawn to Strife

Wellllllll.....after being loaded down with homework everyday, I have little/no time for Metriod, but when I go to bed I can sneak out Drawn to life. I have to admit that the drawing mechanics in the game are mundo cool-you can draw the planet, the village, the sun, and pretty much anything. Unfortunately, most of the game is pretty easy. I only got stuck e few times and the enemies are slow AND dumb! BONUS!
My hero in teh game is reallllllyyyyy coooooooolllllll. Word. I highly recommend yonder game. I also just bought.....SMALLVILLE SEASON 6 ON DVD! It just be comings outs yesterdays. PLURALIZE EVERY TING...Z...ORZ....HAX...Yeah.
Well, I will have to type back later (translation: tomorrow), Clan want's yonder turn on comp.
BYE!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Samus: Hero or Zero?

After playing many Metriod games that include other hunters, I have to wonder: "Why is Samus concidered the best hunter?" Compared to the other hunters who all have crazy powers, she has an inferior arsenal, no real powers to speak of except for her morph ball which the other hunters have a form of, and she can't fly like the others can. The only thing great about Samus is her computer skills, reflexes (demonstrated early on in Metriod Prime 3), and seems to always be at the right place at the right time. Hardly special skills. So one has to wonder why a weakling like Samus is the best of the best in the world of hunters, even though it takes her 5 mins. to kill some boss that takes...maybe...Ghor only a second?
I guess the answer is that she is invincible. Unlike the other hunters/characters, once she dies she simply comes back to life at the last save station-she can't lose! I guess that IS pretty good...
Another problem with Samus is her butter-finger complex. After every game, she ends up losing most of, if not all of, her powers. Like at the end of MP2 she so kindly returns an incredibly powerful suit to the Luminoth for pretty much no reason. Can we say "DUMB"?!
But besides all of this, I got Drawn to Life for DS. Its good. If you like art and want to make a game based on it, this game is for you!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

My corruption begins

Weeeelllllll...I didn't do a posy yesterday...I can't remember why...but you didn't miss much. Today I finally got Metriod Prime 3. I WOULD have gotten it when it came out, but the stores were sold out-and when I would find it at another store I wouldn't have any money with me! Ergh! Now I can post my game progress! Yay for you! But this also means that I am putting Zelda on hold AND getting ready for Drawn to Life to come back in stock at EB games! That game looks awesome! Man this is awfull! I have, like, nothing to blog about! I guess my action packed days are becoming less action packed. I AM writing a "short" story for English class which is supposed to be only two pages long, but is bordering six. I may have to shorten it...but I'll put the long version on my blog when I'm done, how's that sound? Weeelllll....MP3 (wierd..I never noticed that Metriod Prime 3's acronym was "mp3"...hmmm, this may get confusing, I'll just call it "P3" from now on) as I was saying, P3 is calling. Gotta go!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Water...please...WATER!

Today I owned Clan in SSBM, played Zelda, base ball, ultimate frisbee, and ate luch with out taking a single swig of water. Needless to say, I was reeeaaaallllyyy thirsty in the end. But besides all that good stuff, nothing has really happened... I am at the caravan protection part of Zelda TP (right before you get the Zora Armor) and I put a SSBB updates list on the blog along with a new, small icon for the blog and Askaninja.com movies. Grape finally got his Smart Water comic put on urgoogle, its not bad! I hope to have more to write about later.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Sigh...what a day...

Well, I only got 7 hours of sleep last night sleeping at Clan's pad, and NOW a bunch of his brother's friends have taken over the Wii AND Clan is going over to his "anonymous" friend's house. Buuuuuuuuuuuut I know who it is. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I am not gonna tell you. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut I didn't have breakfast OR lunch because the only food at Clan's pad are small amounts of organic foods (not that I have anything against "organic")...at least I have Zelda TP to re-play and stuff. I just started it and I am already at the second dungeon! Oh yah! If anyone has a Gamecube Action Replay...I WAN' IT! You can go to the SSBM "de-bug" screen where you can go to literally any stage (like the underground maze) and you can be any character (like Giga Bowser and a Wire Frame). Its all cool. Clan's brothers and myself went to a fair today! I got me a sword, spiked ball, flashing earring, and a bunch of fair food...no pun intended. I feel as though every day I must write sommit good...it is hard to keep you fans happy! Well, I have to watch a movie now! BYE! BYE! BYE!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Little kids, big pains

Owch! I spent all of last night watching over third graders while playing Dr. Dodge, Kickball, and Birds and Eagles. I, of course, was able to easily catch/dodge their balls (please, no "ball" jokes), and I basically owned the competition, even when they all threw balls at me at the same time...unfortunately, in order to dodge yonder balls, I had to bend in places that hadn't bent in years. Needless to say, I am now sore all over. On the news front, I am off to Clan's pad this afternoon and then the rest of the weekend involves a magical dance of traveling back and forth between Clan's pad and my house. Even though I am spending the night at Clan's pad, I still have to feed my cat. Ohhhh, he's cute, yes he is!
I had to write a short blog yesterday because:
  1. I had access to a computer for only 5 minutes.
  2. I had to write about something interesting, so I had to think long and hard about my day.
  3. I really had nothing interesting to write about.
  4. I fell asleep at the keyboard.

And that's all there is to it!

I gots-tah writes ah store-ay abou-tah a power I wish I had. I chose to be 2% avian (just like those lucky dogs in the Maximum Ride books)

And my good friend Andy has a blog now, under the name of "urgoogle's blog" which, she is not a part of...but she does a good lob of promotion! YES! Just a wild stab. Uh-oh...Clan just read this and says he's gonna practice his golf swing with my head as the ball...dear lord...he just teed off in the basement and broke a hole in the wall...its catching on fire....I'm gonna run now...

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Nothin' doin.

Well, after yesterday's shinanigans, I was forced to write a skit for my friends and myself IN SPANISH! I would put it on the blog, but it uses real names, so I am unable to do so. I really havn't done much since yesterday, except for plan a huge weekend together...um...we will play Smash Bros Melee. I am pretty good at wave-dashing and my favorite thing to do is hang onto an edge, jump back on to the stage, then instantly wave-dash back the the edge. It is fun. I also enjoy meteor smashing people with Yoshi. The look on a bashed person's face is priceless.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Yeah...um...What?!

Well, today I got nothin' except that I scored an awesome touchdown in football today...THERE WAS NO DEFENSE! Well, a defense worthy of tackling me. I will let Clan type sommit now...oh yeah! He put the dumb comic on the site! Check it out! -Urb
Clan: WARGHH
I'm outta here.
Urb: Hmmm....Clan didn't really say much...so I guess I will have to go and water my geraniums. They are in bloom now. I will have more to write later, but right now, Clan is staring over my shoulder trying to kick me of yonder computer. Uh-oh...here he comes again with that mallet...well, I fought him off. I was able to get my dumb comic as the weekly comic on the blog! Check eet out! Grape just gave Clan his smart water comic. I have a mouth and some strange appendages that are either wings or hands...buuuuuuuutttt.....I've always wanted a mouth, so its all cool. It looks like Scotty got more votes, so either he is doing it himself, or some sadly misguided person likes him so they are voting for him in secret. I am at Clan's pad. I should be doing homework....but we are gonna get pizza and my mind will wander else ware. I know that sometime tomorrow I will unwander my mind. Hmmm..."unwander" doesn't seem to be a word. Clan just said "I'm awful" (He is doing a Mario 64 speed run) "Urb, tell me I'm awful!"
Me: "Clan, you're awful."
Clan: "I know! Hey, you can put this dialog on your blog. Actually, I want you to. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "..."
Clan: "EHHeAGHGA!" Translation: "Woo-hoo! First try, baby! The power of Christ COMPELS YOU! AGHU! The skill! Its coming out of my face!"
Me: "Ummm...what skill? I think you are just saying dumb stuff so i will write it down!"
Clan: "Wwwwhhhhaaaatttt?! That makey no senses!"
Me: "Hey! That's my line!" (For those of you who wonder how Clan and I communicate when I have no mouth. The answer: TELEPATHY!)
Clan: ....unintelligible grunts....
Me:"Well Clan, I'm signing off...anything ELSE to add?!"
Clan:"Vote for Urgoogle EVERYDAY!" GOoOoOoO SMART WATER!"
Me:"OK, gotta go, Clan just collapsed on the floor...bye!" (Talking to no one)

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Finally

OH! I got the comic to be FULL SIZE! AFTER 500 YEARS OF TOIL!...I was attacked during my last blog. Apparently, the Anti-Urgoogle Extremists have made laser-proof suites, luckily I found out that the suites combust when exposed to amazing talent. So alls I had to da was stand next to them and they would go up in flames! HA! Well, Clan has finally decided to put my really dumb comic on the site and I have to make a skit for spanish class.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Ohhh wellll....

AUGH! I STILL can't get the stupid picture viewing device to work! WHY?! Well, I didn't write yesterday because I was lazy and nothing really happened, besides Scotty, one of my friends who is not Scotty, and myself went to Clan's pad to play video games. Before going there, Clan called up and said he would "entertain" us. I asked if "entertainment=food" and he said yes. There was no food. Except some organic chips. Because I have no way to archive my weekly comics, and they are too short to be put on the site, I am making them into blogs so they can be seen forever. Except that you still have to right click on the image to view it...well, I gotta go. I'll TRY to write back later, but that group of Anti-Urgoogle Extremists came back from the dead, and as we speak a pounding on my door and I think th-AAAUUUUGHHHHH!

Sep. 3-9 Weekly Comic

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Comment Fun

HaHA! I have been having a comment war with myself on Clan's blog! And people believe that I am dif. peeps! I guess I AM naturally good at acting and Biochemistry...Well, I wasn't able to blog today until the wee hours of the night. I was working all dau for under $8 and hour. Allthough I WAS able to sneak off and add a new link to my "Links of greatness" section. Pebbleversion.com! For those of you who have played pokemon and have wondered about some of the things, like "why can't you attack the TRAINER?!" should totally check it out. It is LOL funny! Urgoogle may have some competition! Oh man! I just realized that I havn't checked out smashbros.com in, like, a WEEK! Gotta run!

Friday, September 7, 2007

Well, THAT was interesting...

Hmmm...sorry about the last post ending on such a cliff hanger. I had to go on short notice due to the angry mob of anti-Urgoogle extremists breaking into my house. No problem though, my giant laser turret took em' all out. I only left the computer so I could watch the carnage. Afterward, I was tired so I went to bed. I thinks I need some comments on my posts so I can hunt you all down and send you a Chuck Norris Power Point. I may make my post last lon-HOLY COW! MY COMPUTER JUST JUMPED OFF MY DESK AND IS NOW RUNNING FOR THE DOOR! I am able to keep writing because I am chasing it and typing on it at the same time. Woa! We just ran by a bus that barely missed me! Well, its that time of day where I say "I'll write back later today" but I never do. I'll write back later today. ........Hey! I did it! I wrote back! Well, nothing much has happenned...well, I spelt "hapenned" wrong two times...and I took out the linebacker in football while I threw a 500 yard pass and ran and caught it MYSELF! But besides that, I made some awesome vintage Urgoogle pins to put on my sketch pad. Word has it that Grape has made a new Smart Water comic, expect it shortly. And who ever voted for "Scotty" on my poll is banished forever into the void. Well, I have nothing else to say, so I'll write back later...bwahhahahahahahah! ha! And ha again.
OH! I'M BACK! I just visited Clan's blog and wrote a bunch of comments pretending that they were different people! Laugh out loud! (LOL) I hope he fell for it/is not reading this right now. I gave Grape the "UR" "GO" "OG" "LE" ".COM" and "Grape" pins I made. But I want the Urgoogle ones back, so he is just borrowing them. I stll have an "Urb", "Clan", "Scotty", and "Light" pin. Who ever wants them, just email me w/ your address and I will send you a note saying "Too bad!"
Well, I gotta go mingle with my Chuck Norris Fan Club members! Bye...zorz...yeah...I eat turkey.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Just Another Day in the Hood

Hmmm...not much going on today...I am working on a new Urgoogle Anniversary Page for the site, and next week's blog comic. I basically got homework loaded on me and a bunch of free time to do it. I have a vocab quiz tommorow. I'm gonna ace it. On the news front, Clan got into a bunch of my classes (ok, two) for the week. I also did a...gotta go! bye!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Saga Ends

Hmmm....For some strange reason, I can no longer make my comic small enough to fit the page AND allow you to view a (readable) full size picture. My only option was to put the full size comic on the site and have you manually enlarge it. :( Oh well, I will continue to work on it. I also changed my blog header. Unfortunately, the logo on the right got pixelated, so I redrew it but didn't have time to put it on the blog. And If you haven't read Clan's blog, you may not know that he finished Metriod Prime 3 with about 90% completion! Good job!
I am making a new comic for later next week. But I am also writing this blog in the morning of today, so I don't have much to tell. I will try to write again later today. Bye!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Could it be?...A new Post!

Yay! I am teh back. And unless you are blind (and one asks what a blind person is doing on a text based website), you will have noticed that by a horribible (yes, I meant to say that) twist of fate, my web comic WASN'T PUT ON THE BLOG!!!!!!!!! And also I have changed my blog template to a cooler one. I had just barely linked to my memory stick (which I pretend is a cell phone, to confuse all those "would-be" memory stick stealers) when I realized I was late to the Lalapalooza. I had to log off. Dang. I hate it when I hit SOME hidden BUTTON on the keyboard which makes my current typing EAT THE TEXT! I then have to spend 10 minutes trying to figure out if I right this mistake by pressing "shift+insert", "ctrl+insert", or just "insert". It is a pain. But I found out that you just press "insert". x$. Yeah, I'm not really sure what kind of text message face "x$" is. I assume it is a guy with his eyes tightly closed and his mouth is in the shape of an S. There is also a large stick that seems to be stabbed through his disfigured mouth.
Oi. At school today, I had chicken patties for lunch!!!!!!! :). <-smiling guy with large pimple. In math, we had to figure out how many bananas a super-smart camel can transport across a desert while eating them. I say he can get 500, but the teachster says you can get more. In order to do this, I had to make an optimistic assumption and say that the camel found a cache' of 10,000 bananas hidden in a cave close to the village on the side of the desert the camel is going to. Duh. I would put my comic on right now, but the computer I am usin' now doesn't seem smart enough to read USB, and thus my memory stick is useless. Fortunately, a more-then-capable laptop will soon be in my hands, and I shall put the comic on then. Until next time, vote for me on my polls! Later! -Urb hmmm...this lame blog text box says I can press "ctrl+P" to publish this post, but when I pressed so, the blog began to print! Stupido thingo!!!

Monday, September 3, 2007

Labor Day

I did not write a blog on Sunday. :( I know you were all looking forward to it. I was held up by...HACKERS!!!! So I sent them all a VIRUS! Of my own design! It will slowly seep into their computers and delete their files. Then it will start to corrupt Hospital technologies and infect the minds of patients, making them the virus's SLAVES! Fortunately, it is easy to tell who has been infected. That is the good news. The bad news is that if you are close enough to someone to tell if they are infected, they are probably about to kill you. Then the virus will create its own body and break out of its fleshy prison and kill everything it sees. Good thing its blind! No, just kiddin' I felt like writin' some fiction. I am gonna start puttin' short comics on my blog starting later today. I have been playing flashlight tag alot. (Is that two words?) I am gonna have to write again later. Also, the dumbest comic I ever drew was made because Clan had the bright idea to "just start drawing comics" out of the blue. Hopefully he will put it on the site! See you laters!
...3 hours later... Ha! I'm back! And I now have access to my new comic short! Anyway, I havn't been over to Clan's house of late, so I don't know how far he has gotten. I was GOING to go to Clan's house today, but I was forced to mow my lawn with a spoon. Normally this only takes a few hours, but today was hot, so it took me 15 hours, and when I was done, it was dark out. My plans of greatness where thus thwarted. NOW FOR A COOOOOL FACT! In your mouth at any one time, there is more bacteria then the entire human population ever...in history..and in the present...that's a lot of bacteria. I am gonna draw some more comics later, because after looking through my book of ideas, I realized that I still had, like, 285 comic ideas to draw. I need to get crackin'. Bye!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Hello. This is today's blog. Yay. I woke up at 6:00. For no reason. EXCEPT TO PUT OUT STUFF(S) FOR A LAWN SALE THAT NO ONE CAME TO! Then I biked to Clan's pad and showed him how to make his blog as cool as mine. He failed in multiple ways. Too bad. We were forced to walk for many a mile to deliver invitations to the...UNDERWORLD! Woot. I think that Clan is now even FURTHER in Metriod then he was YESTERDAY!!!1!! I was forced to write this blog at3 my frie3nd's h3ouse3, an3d h3e 3kee3ps 3ent3ering 3ion3 r3andom3 characters=-][-]-/. Either that, or my s3plel (spelling) really sucks. Or both I'm pretty sure "3"s can be pronounced as many, many, different LETTERS! Oh, man! This blogging stuff is really fUNKY. How did that get capitalised?!?!?!? Oh, yeah! The real reason I started to write here today...is...to announce that I have just drawn the worst, most dumbest, comic I have ever drawn..ed..look forward to in the future...that is, of course' (pronounced "cor-say") that Clan is benevolent enough to put it on yonder Urgoogle.com. Yay. I am now havings to put a smosh vid. on my blog. Ok. I won't write tomorrow. Or the day after. Ok, I can rite, right, and write tomorrow. See ya! Visit Clan's very inferior blog. Bye for now. -Urb

Friday, August 31, 2007

Yay for Clan!

Woot! Clan now has a blog too! (clan-urgooglesblog.blogspot.com) It is kicky good! Does anyone know how to make a customized logo for this blog?!?!?!?!? I really want to put on Urgoogle's logo...BUT CAN'T! Yeah, Clan is right, Metriod is a lot less nerdier than it sounds. All of the Metriod Prime games are pretty awsome, I suggest that those who either enjoy being a really powerfull girl or like beating the tar out of aliens (or both) should try this game. And as you can see, I have added on to my blog with polls! (Clan's blog doesn't have any...YET!) So vote for me on the favorite character poll! Also, have you seen the sah-weet animated menu bar on the site? Nice job, Clan! And yes, it is true that Clan has been typing my comic's dialouge, and while it is not always exactly how I told him to write it, he does a good job adding stuff. Bye! -Urb

School is now in Session

I am back in black! We had to take off my awesome Blog Icon from my blog because Clan says it was “corrupting the site”. Ha! And ha again! Anyway, here is what happened today.

But first…amazing factoids and an update about Clan’s progress in Metriod Prime 3. He needs more Energy Cells and just picked up a Golem head with his ship, but had to put it down again. In other words, he is hopelessly lost.
Here is something cool: Tomatoes are berries that grow on a plant in the Nightshade family, so their cousins are eggplants and tobacco! Wasn’t that enlightening?

Today at school, my teachers piled hopeless amounts of work onto me. Mostly it is reading and stuff, but it is still annoying. Apparently, there are balls of Phazite shooting crap at Clan. I made some EXCLUSIVE Urgoogle©™® PINS today! The Urb™ pin looks awesome, but my Clan™ pin was a rush job and looks like a small blob of plastic with a red square on it. Too bad.

I was just checking out SSBM combos online and I was semi-impressed. The usage of Fox’s reflector was OK, but I’ve seen better. Whoo! Clan just found an energy tank! He is now mumbling incoherently… he never was a good English as a 17th Language student. I also just beat Pokemon Pearl in all ways! I have every ribbon, an amazing Battle Tower record, every pokemon in my boxes (which gives me a completed Pokedex), and…A FIVE STAR TRAINER CARD!

My pokemon are: Dragonite, Flygon, Salamence, Giratina, Palkia, and Rayquaza. All lv. 100 and with awesome items and move sets!!!!1!!! So if you see me online, (my pokemon trainer name is Ralkim) you should say “Hi!” then allow me to win.

Uhh…Clan has just asked me to quote him on the fact that he is now on the “Lame Balls Planet” in Metriod. Whoops! Just got a call from Mom asking how my first day at school was. It was good. We had pizza. Yum.

Have any of you out there read the Maximum Ride or Pendragon series. If not, I command you to go out to your local book retailer this instant and get them. They are good. I also suggest you start watching the show Monk and Smallville. Two other great TV shows. What is your favorite TV show? Email your fave tube show to me at evolution2492@aol.com and if I like it (Clan just got another missile expansion that he apparently didn’t want.) I will send you an awesome Power Point of my making. Don’t have Power Point? I don’t like your favorite TV show idea? No problem! I will just send to you THE PLAGUE!!! (I wonder what kind of email virus that its considered…)
Hmm. I seem to be almost at the bottom of my page, so I must close by saying that Clan is coming over to my Dad’s house tonight and we will hopefully have spaghetti and play hours of video games. Speaking of which, Clan just “pulled off some mad moves” to get another missile expansion, and “found a place for the golem’s missing head.” -Urb

My first new blog!

Today's date: 8/30/07. Hello all of you avid/livid readers! Urgoogle.com now has a daily blog that will most likely not be updated daily! Anyhow, for all of you patrons who visit Urgoogle and wonder what we amazing artists do all day besides draw first rate comics (and score 279s on IQ tests) will now have a portal into our amazing daily lives. But we will not tell you personal info OR our favorite flavor of cheese.
I think my favorite flavor of cheese is Colby Jack. Dang! I told you! Below is a list of websites you should visit.
Urgoogle.com
Homestarrunner.com
Askaninja.com
Linerider.com
Smosh.com
Google.com
Smashbros.com
Barbie.com
http//:Pentagon.gov/hack//Fedberinv/files//download%#1156
Chucknorrisjokes.com
Today was Clan, Grape, and mine’s first day of school, but we only had a half day to take pictures and stuff. After which, Scotty and Grape tried to follow Clan and I back to Clan’s pad. But we distracted them with doughnuts and ran away while they were gaping in awe at our pastries. I am now writing this at his house while he beats up Helios in Metroid Prime 3. As I type this, I see him deliver the finishing blow…after the battle he says “Great…Hyper Missile.” Then collapses in a bloody heap on the floor, as his Wii Remote leaves his hands, ricochets off the TV, and drills straight through his stomach. Ouch. I am now checking his bloodied pockets for money.
Well, that’s alls I have to say besides that I gave Clan four comics a little whiles ago. EXPECT THEM SOON! Oh yeah, Because I am so benevolent (and I am also using Clan’s computuh to type this) I may allow Clan to write sommit in my Blog.
Anyhooooooooo….If you went to smashbros.com today and saw their latest up-date, you will have noticed that some characters can glide. Personally, the character I want to try out the most is the Pokemon Trainer. Email me at evolution2492@aol.com and tell me what character YOU most want to use, and if the character you want to use is stupid (like Yoshi), I will have to post your name on Urgoogle’s wall of shame. It’s shameful. To be on the wall. Of shame.
If I like the character you want to be, I might just send you an awesome Power Point of my making.
Hmmmm…I seem to be running out of things to talk about. An since Clan isn’t writing anything (He just got the Spider Ball in MP3 after 2 hours of trying to get a huge gear into place) I must now stop writing for now.
Oh, what the heck, I’ve got nothing better to do. So how do you like my awesome “blog” icon? (The picture of me with the word “blog” next to my body/head) I think it is OK. Wow. After adding a period to the end of “OK” it looks like the K is elongated! Anywayzorz, I was gonna doctor the icon up using Photoshop, but I barely loaded the file when Grape suddenly dropped out of the ceiling and used his foul breath to corrupt the software. Oh well. - Urb

Urb's (New) Blog




Okok, so its Urgoogle's blog, but hey, I'm the one who took the time to set up this account! My other blogs are on Clan's computuh, so I'll need him to email me...
Anyhow, as you might have guessed, I now have a blog! Now for all of those who want to know what goes on behind the pencils of Urgoogle.com's artists have a portal to our amazing every day lives! Hooooorrrraaaaayyyy! I will try to update my daily blog...um...daily, but you know how us "busy" types are. Anyhowzorz, enjoy my blog!