A welcome from Urb: The man himself.

Hey! For all of those who know about the greatness of Urgoogle.com and came to this blog on purpose, and those who came to my blog by a complete freak accident: Welcome. I try to update daily and include lots of my trademark Urgoogle humor. I will post stuff about up coming comics or what I ate for lunch, and if you are lucky...BOTH! I bet your head is spinning right now with just the thought! Well, dive in and enjoy my blog!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Confirmed Brawl Character Roster!

With our friends in Japan brawling away, they have left us a whole bunch of spoilers, one of these is the complete character roster! HERE IT IS!:
Mario
Luigi
Bowser
Peach Zelda/Shiek
DK
Diddy Kong
Link
Toon Link (Wind waker)
Fox
Falco
Wolf
R.O.B.
Mr. Game and Watch
Ike
Marth
Meta Knight
Kirby
King Dedede
Ganondorf
Sonic
Snake
Pikachu
Lucario
Jigglypuff
Ness
Lucas
Samus/Zero Suit
Olimar
Pit
Pokemon Trainer
Ice Climbers
Yoshi
C. Falcon
Wario

That's a total of 35!!! There is another character called "Taboo" but little is known about him...
See the video on my blog for proof of these characters.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Erk! Gasp! WheEeeeEeZE!

H-HOW?! THEY DELAYED BRAWL FOR ANOTHER MONTH! I had every calendar I knew of circled, I had parties planned, I got out of work...all for naught. This brings up the interesting question of: "What can they possibly add in under a month?!" Answers don't present themselves. I can only think of them adding new text or something. But at least my home-transvestite-boy, Sheik is back for action! Where would I be without a bandaged, mysterious transvestite?! I have ALMOST finished Urgoogle Land! Alls I needs do is add a few more pix and get some new music on and I'll be done! Well, I hope you enjoy the forums and stuff! And...wow! Guess what time it is! TIME TO REVIEW A GAME!

Title: Link's Crossbow Training
Rated:8.5/10
Price: FREE
Platform: Nintendo Wii
For a free game that comes with the nifty "Zapper", this game delivers! With savory graphics, smooth game play, and simple controls, this game is perfect for those who want a bit more Zelda to play. The levels can be challenging, but rewarding with the replay value to try and get the platinum. The boss designs are much more interesting than those of TP. The Dark Naught seems to have gained new powers; he can new summon hoards of bats to protect him and attack you. He can also teleport. Obviously a much more formidable boss then in the Temple of Time in TP. Multiplayer is also neat because it allows you to play without affecting your current scores, so you can practice while beating up a friend. So, all in all, this game is worth all $0 you payed for it, plus the price of the Zapper, which I hope to use on House Of the Dead 2 and 3 Return.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Kick it up a notch!

I have just about finished work on Urgoogle Land...all I need now is a domain name besides urgoogleland.webs.com. I'll get to that later though. With my purchase of new shoes and Brawl coming out in less the a month, life couldn't be better! With Captain Olimar hitting the arena, one can only hope that ANOTHER captain will return to use with flying knees. Clan is obsessed with the prospect of Olimar, he wants to play as him first! GAG! I am totally Sonic!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Forums for all!

Check the forums at Urgoogle land! Go to it via. my links list!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

All I want for Christmas is a blog that works right!

Geez! I made a X-mas themed blog header and the entire thing got stretched way out of proportion and I can't fix it! For those of you who haven't gone to smashboards.com and love smash, then go right now! I got the PC game FATE a while ago, it's pretty neat, but a herd (yes, a herd) of Yetis keep coming up to me and crush me! I just got a really powerful weapon, so I may get past now. Wow, I wonder what Kirby will look like as Sonic in SSBB?
I really don't have much to say except that the blog header's messed-up-ness ISN'T MY FAULT! AUUUGHGHGHG!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Too much snow, too little Brawl

Gasp! Today I would be able to go home and play SSBB! BUT NO! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT YESTERDAY! And to make things even MORE ironic, we had a snow day on the 3rd which means I coulda' spent ALL DAY brawling! NOnaonaondong! ALL THE WASTED MINUTES! I suppose getting to the mall with all that snow would have been a problem, but I'm sure Clan would have his UFO all fueled up to take him and myself there at light speed! I was forced to pwn Clan at Wii bowling, I believe he got a 164 and I got a 300. I don't kid, Clan has witnessed my perfection!
The Check Mii Out channel is just as cool now as when it started! I have seen some impressive Miis, like a Chuck Norris and a Mr. Bean (Both of which I took home to my now bustling plaza). When it comes to judging, I am "above average", do the Miis you selected have to make it OVER the judging mountain or is the Summit the best place to be!? I CONFOOSED!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Talk is cheap, so let's buy a whole bunch and sell it later at a higher price!

Hmmmm....this post's title is a bit...arbitrary. Just checking in on all of you readers who want to know stuff about things. I am almost done with the first two comics based on two different story lines for the new Urgoogle reform! I have been checking out some awesome smash bros. forums
and I have been looking at smashwiki.com recently all in anticipation for the biggest game of our generation: SSBB. Yes. Just think, if Brawl was coming out on its original date, I could have it in my flower-like hand next monday!
On a new subject, I have decided that it is time to announce a huge break through in Urgoogle technology! An Urgoogle video game! Yes, it is possible, but I'll need to use Clan's software and a guy on the inside. I all goes well, in a couple years you could be controlling me whilst I slay demons in the new action game! HAhaHAhaAHahAHAHAhahaAH!
The event matches in SSBB look neat...but can't you just select the "Dark Link" costume for link in normal VS. and have the same thing whenever you want?! It boggles the minds. I am off course speaking for two headed creatures when I say this.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Turkeys, and Galaxies, and Stories, OH MY!

Weeeelllll! Happy post-Thanksgiving everyone! The holidays started of with a bang after kicking off the vacation by buying and beating Mario Galaxy in two days! The lsat boss wasn't even hard! I am about to come into posession of a compey tablett that will allow me to draw computer rendered and colored Urgoogle comics! Perfect for the new storyline...or...don't you know? Light has recently chastized the site and proclaimed that it needs a storyline, something I've been saying for years. Lucky for Clan and Grape, I can fill such a void. I have started writing a comic series (don't worry, I will still do random funny stuff) in which Grape stumbles across an odd pen with the word "URGOOGLE" on it. He gets home and draws a picture of Clan and Urb, and lo and behold the drawings come to life!

The crew shortly discover that hte "pen" is in fact a piece of advanced technology that has been sought after by many civilizations around the universe! As these creatures come to Earth in their search, Grape and co. must use the power of the Urgoogle to fend them off...but the pen itself is a timebomb waiting to go off when too much of its power is used.

Can the Urgoogle crew save the Earth while drawing crazy comics? Find out WEEKLY on Urgoogle.com Chapter One: Origin.



In other news, the new Wii Ware, Mii Share (or something like that) has allowed me to achieve an amazing Chuck Norris Mii! He is a pro ate all sports and likes to punch the boxing trainer.

Well, until next time, Chow! Or is it spelt "cao"? I was never good at Chinese.