I dream of Super Smash

Wow! Well, I've been working all day and not making a new blomic all week. Well, I made on a week ago, but I haven't put it on. I had a weird dream last night in which I got SSBB from a Shaws. It was in a really thick box and I went home and played it....or I waited 3 days for some reason and THEN played it with my cousin who had somehow already been playing for a month. The controls were basically the same as those of SSBM, but I was playing as Nightmare from Soul Calibur. Weird! But effective! I think my Cuz was Luigi and my dash B attack made a huge torrent of power come and defeat him instantly. Amazing.
Well, my "lunch" break is up. Gotta go!

Ads make the world go round.

Yo! I have recently added some ads to yon blog so if they get clicked on I get money. But that's all I can say, because if I tell you to, or direct your attention to, clicking on an ad I get in the troubs. So anyway, today in Gym, a big dude chucked a ball really hard at Clan's head and nearly took it off, except that Clan dodged at the last second and keeps reminding me how "amazing" it was. I have made some vintage Urgoogle stickers that can't be reproduced or sold. That's why they're vintage!
I have just drawn a new comic that includes our new character, Kimp. The comic isn't particularly funny, and I kinda touched-up Kimp's appearance...but the comic is funny in a random way. That's the best kind! I also seem to have completely spaced out on adding a new weekly blomic (blog+comic)...I M SRY. I will have to put TWO on next week! Clan is on his Facebook right now commenting on how one of his friends has lame Photoshop skills. Today's Smash Bros. update looks promising: a tourney mode. SSBM introduced this, but it has some major flaws, like if you press B while choosing a character, the entire tourney is reset. PAIN! OH THE PAIN!
Do you know what this is? THIS-IS-SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA! Sorry, The Impossible Quiz 2 is getting to me.
bye

Sup' wid dat?

I...I...didn't blog yesterday...I'm a little off beat of late, I guess. Last night I read the book "Thirsty" which is about a kid who turns into a vampire. Its not bad, but the ending is. I havn't played P3 since Sunday because....um...I haven't. And if you noticed, Kimp has now joined the ranks of the urgoogle artists with an...interesting...character. What Kimp appears to be is a giant shelled peanut with a pony tail and blob-shaped appendages. Pretty weird. Well, I guess that means she'll (yes, she is our first female artist) fit right into the crowd. She still needs to make an about page.
You probably didn't notice the minutiae of the fact that my blog's url is no long "urb-urgooglesblog.blogspot.com", but is now simply "urbsblog.blogspot.com" I tried that before, but it was taken. So I assume that the original owner of "urbsblog" either died or deleted his blog. Or both. Of course this means that the link(s) on Urgoogle.com no longer work beacause they point to the wrong URL! Too bad.

Haxing the Prox

I am doing another eBlog today because Blogspot is banned at thecomputer I'm at, so I have to do an eBlog. Today I am needing a hair cutand Clan is gonna put my new comic on the site. I still haven't updatedyon weekly comic. Clan is sittin' next to me playing Adrenalin Challenge(a bike game) and has just pointed out that he is a master at it. Also,there is a new Impossible Quiz! It is just as hard/dumb as the original!Clan doesnt cheat, HE PLAYS BY THE RUES! He doesn't play by the rules,he plays by the RUES! So if he starts to cheat, I say

"Yo, ding dong, man, ding dong. Dingdong, man, yo."and he replies:

"Your mom is a ding dong!"and I says:

"'Your mom'?! Where do you come up with these 'ORIGINAL' comebacks?!"he says:

"I'm a natural."

Any wayzorz, Ah wuz playin Need Foe Speed Hawt Puhsuit Two and boughtthe Mc. Laren F1: "This car offers better acceleration, and a slightlyhigher top speed!"Wait, that's what it says about ALL the cars, but atleast it has a 240mph top speed and has a 0-60 in 3.2 seconds acceleration! But I stilllike the Mc. Laren F1 LM better. There is nothin' better then going 178mph, being hit by a police copter's bomb, and spiraling into the air tobe played back in slo-mo during the replay!
Well, Clan is hacking into my Blog again, and the Monks that guard the secrets of Rashi are hunting me down...so I gotta go.

Busy, busy, busy!

Man, I haven't blogged in about 3 days. Sorry. I spent the entire weekend watching Smallville season 6, doing homework, playing P3, Drawn to Life, and Need for Speed NFS2. Clan came over on sunday, but we had HW to do and SSBM to play, so there was no thyme to blog! WAAAAHHH! Any way, you may or may not have heard, but Andy (THE ONE WITH THE BLOG) is now a part of Urgoogle. She's got a great sense of humes (slang for humor) and is not bad at drawing. I can't wait to see her additions!
U may be wondering about that last blog I wrote. The email one. Well, I wrote that using the blogmail option. My school banned Blogspot, so I can't get on to blog DIRECTLY. But I now have a way of using my email to send a blog to my site-thus bypassing the banned-ness. I WOULD tell you all the email address for my blog so that you can post your own blogs about urgoogle here, but there are three reasons why I won't.

1. If you want to blog, make your own blogspot.
2. You can leave comments about urgoogle on the Urgoogle Blogs.
3. I forgot the email address.

Oh yeah, I just drew a new comic called "Key to the Problem" It is pretty goos and stuff. I seem to not have put on a new weekly comic yet...well I'll get to that later.

testing email blog....

testing email blog....

Drawn to Strife

Wellllllll.....after being loaded down with homework everyday, I have little/no time for Metriod, but when I go to bed I can sneak out Drawn to life. I have to admit that the drawing mechanics in the game are mundo cool-you can draw the planet, the village, the sun, and pretty much anything. Unfortunately, most of the game is pretty easy. I only got stuck e few times and the enemies are slow AND dumb! BONUS!
My hero in teh game is reallllllyyyyy coooooooolllllll. Word. I highly recommend yonder game. I also just bought.....SMALLVILLE SEASON 6 ON DVD! It just be comings outs yesterdays. PLURALIZE EVERY TING...Z...ORZ....HAX...Yeah.
Well, I will have to type back later (translation: tomorrow), Clan want's yonder turn on comp.
BYE!

Samus: Hero or Zero?

After playing many Metriod games that include other hunters, I have to wonder: "Why is Samus concidered the best hunter?" Compared to the other hunters who all have crazy powers, she has an inferior arsenal, no real powers to speak of except for her morph ball which the other hunters have a form of, and she can't fly like the others can. The only thing great about Samus is her computer skills, reflexes (demonstrated early on in Metriod Prime 3), and seems to always be at the right place at the right time. Hardly special skills. So one has to wonder why a weakling like Samus is the best of the best in the world of hunters, even though it takes her 5 mins. to kill some boss that takes...maybe...Ghor only a second?
I guess the answer is that she is invincible. Unlike the other hunters/characters, once she dies she simply comes back to life at the last save station-she can't lose! I guess that IS pretty good...
Another problem with Samus is her butter-finger complex. After every game, she ends up losing most of, if not all of, her powers. Like at the end of MP2 she so kindly returns an incredibly powerful suit to the Luminoth for pretty much no reason. Can we say "DUMB"?!
But besides all of this, I got Drawn to Life for DS. Its good. If you like art and want to make a game based on it, this game is for you!

My corruption begins

Weeeelllllll...I didn't do a posy yesterday...I can't remember why...but you didn't miss much. Today I finally got Metriod Prime 3. I WOULD have gotten it when it came out, but the stores were sold out-and when I would find it at another store I wouldn't have any money with me! Ergh! Now I can post my game progress! Yay for you! But this also means that I am putting Zelda on hold AND getting ready for Drawn to Life to come back in stock at EB games! That game looks awesome! Man this is awfull! I have, like, nothing to blog about! I guess my action packed days are becoming less action packed. I AM writing a "short" story for English class which is supposed to be only two pages long, but is bordering six. I may have to shorten it...but I'll put the long version on my blog when I'm done, how's that sound? Weeelllll....MP3 (wierd..I never noticed that Metriod Prime 3's acronym was "mp3"...hmmm, this may get confusing, I'll just call it "P3" from now on) as I was saying, P3 is calling. Gotta go!

Water...please...WATER!

Today I owned Clan in SSBM, played Zelda, base ball, ultimate frisbee, and ate luch with out taking a single swig of water. Needless to say, I was reeeaaaallllyyy thirsty in the end. But besides all that good stuff, nothing has really happened... I am at the caravan protection part of Zelda TP (right before you get the Zora Armor) and I put a SSBB updates list on the blog along with a new, small icon for the blog and Askaninja.com movies. Grape finally got his Smart Water comic put on urgoogle, its not bad! I hope to have more to write about later.

Sigh...what a day...

Well, I only got 7 hours of sleep last night sleeping at Clan's pad, and NOW a bunch of his brother's friends have taken over the Wii AND Clan is going over to his "anonymous" friend's house. Buuuuuuuuuuuut I know who it is. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I am not gonna tell you. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut I didn't have breakfast OR lunch because the only food at Clan's pad are small amounts of organic foods (not that I have anything against "organic")...at least I have Zelda TP to re-play and stuff. I just started it and I am already at the second dungeon! Oh yah! If anyone has a Gamecube Action Replay...I WAN' IT! You can go to the SSBM "de-bug" screen where you can go to literally any stage (like the underground maze) and you can be any character (like Giga Bowser and a Wire Frame). Its all cool. Clan's brothers and myself went to a fair today! I got me a sword, spiked ball, flashing earring, and a bunch of fair food...no pun intended. I feel as though every day I must write sommit good...it is hard to keep you fans happy! Well, I have to watch a movie now! BYE! BYE! BYE!

Little kids, big pains

Owch! I spent all of last night watching over third graders while playing Dr. Dodge, Kickball, and Birds and Eagles. I, of course, was able to easily catch/dodge their balls (please, no "ball" jokes), and I basically owned the competition, even when they all threw balls at me at the same time...unfortunately, in order to dodge yonder balls, I had to bend in places that hadn't bent in years. Needless to say, I am now sore all over. On the news front, I am off to Clan's pad this afternoon and then the rest of the weekend involves a magical dance of traveling back and forth between Clan's pad and my house. Even though I am spending the night at Clan's pad, I still have to feed my cat. Ohhhh, he's cute, yes he is!
I had to write a short blog yesterday because:

1. I had access to a computer for only 5 minutes.
2. I had to write about something interesting, so I had to think long and hard about my day.
3. I really had nothing interesting to write about.
4. I fell asleep at the keyboard.

And that's all there is to it!

I gots-tah writes ah store-ay abou-tah a power I wish I had. I chose to be 2% avian (just like those lucky dogs in the Maximum Ride books)

And my good friend Andy has a blog now, under the name of "urgoogle's blog" which, she is not a part of...but she does a good lob of promotion! YES! Just a wild stab. Uh-oh...Clan just read this and says he's gonna practice his golf swing with my head as the ball...dear lord...he just teed off in the basement and broke a hole in the wall...its catching on fire....I'm gonna run now...

Nothin' doin.

Well, after yesterday's shinanigans, I was forced to write a skit for my friends and myself IN SPANISH! I would put it on the blog, but it uses real names, so I am unable to do so. I really havn't done much since yesterday, except for plan a huge weekend together...um...we will play Smash Bros Melee. I am pretty good at wave-dashing and my favorite thing to do is hang onto an edge, jump back on to the stage, then instantly wave-dash back the the edge. It is fun. I also enjoy meteor smashing people with Yoshi. The look on a bashed person's face is priceless.

Yeah...um...What?!

Well, today I got nothin' except that I scored an awesome touchdown in football today...THERE WAS NO DEFENSE! Well, a defense worthy of tackling me. I will let Clan type sommit now...oh yeah! He put the dumb comic on the site! Check it out! -Urb
Clan: WARGHH
I'm outta here.
Urb: Hmmm....Clan didn't really say much...so I guess I will have to go and water my geraniums. They are in bloom now. I will have more to write later, but right now, Clan is staring over my shoulder trying to kick me of yonder computer. Uh-oh...here he comes again with that mallet...well, I fought him off. I was able to get my dumb comic as the weekly comic on the blog! Check eet out! Grape just gave Clan his smart water comic. I have a mouth and some strange appendages that are either wings or hands...buuuuuuuutttt.....I've always wanted a mouth, so its all cool. It looks like Scotty got more votes, so either he is doing it himself, or some sadly misguided person likes him so they are voting for him in secret. I am at Clan's pad. I should be doing homework....but we are gonna get pizza and my mind will wander else ware. I know that sometime tomorrow I will unwander my mind. Hmmm..."unwander" doesn't seem to be a word. Clan just said "I'm awful" (He is doing a Mario 64 speed run) "Urb, tell me I'm awful!"
Me: "Clan, you're awful."
Clan: "I know! Hey, you can put this dialog on your blog. Actually, I want you to. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "..."
Clan: "EHHeAGHGA!" Translation: "Woo-hoo! First try, baby! The power of Christ COMPELS YOU! AGHU! The skill! Its coming out of my face!"
Me: "Ummm...what skill? I think you are just saying dumb stuff so i will write it down!"
Clan: "Wwwwhhhhaaaatttt?! That makey no senses!"
Me: "Hey! That's my line!" (For those of you who wonder how Clan and I communicate when I have no mouth. The answer: TELEPATHY!)
Clan: ....unintelligible grunts....
Me:"Well Clan, I'm signing off...anything ELSE to add?!"
Clan:"Vote for Urgoogle EVERYDAY!" GOoOoOoO SMART WATER!"
Me:"OK, gotta go, Clan just collapsed on the floor...bye!" (Talking to no one)

Finally

OH! I got the comic to be FULL SIZE! AFTER 500 YEARS OF TOIL!...I was attacked during my last blog. Apparently, the Anti-Urgoogle Extremists have made laser-proof suites, luckily I found out that the suites combust when exposed to amazing talent. So alls I had to da was stand next to them and they would go up in flames! HA! Well, Clan has finally decided to put my really dumb comic on the site and I have to make a skit for spanish class.

Ohhh wellll....

AUGH! I STILL can't get the stupid picture viewing device to work! WHY?! Well, I didn't write yesterday because I was lazy and nothing really happened, besides Scotty, one of my friends who is not Scotty, and myself went to Clan's pad to play video games. Before going there, Clan called up and said he would "entertain" us. I asked if "entertainment=food" and he said yes. There was no food. Except some organic chips. Because I have no way to archive my weekly comics, and they are too short to be put on the site, I am making them into blogs so they can be seen forever. Except that you still have to right click on the image to view it...well, I gotta go. I'll TRY to write back later, but that group of Anti-Urgoogle Extremists came back from the dead, and as we speak a pounding on my door and I think th-AAAUUUUGHHHHH!

Sep. 3-9 Weekly Comic

Comment Fun

HaHA! I have been having a comment war with myself on Clan's blog! And people believe that I am dif. peeps! I guess I AM naturally good at acting and Biochemistry...Well, I wasn't able to blog today until the wee hours of the night. I was working all dau for under $8 and hour. Allthough I WAS able to sneak off and add a new link to my "Links of greatness" section. Pebbleversion.com! For those of you who have played pokemon and have wondered about some of the things, like "why can't you attack the TRAINER?!" should totally check it out. It is LOL funny! Urgoogle may have some competition! Oh man! I just realized that I havn't checked out smashbros.com in, like, a WEEK! Gotta run!

Well, THAT was interesting...

Hmmm...sorry about the last post ending on such a cliff hanger. I had to go on short notice due to the angry mob of anti-Urgoogle extremists breaking into my house. No problem though, my giant laser turret took em' all out. I only left the computer so I could watch the carnage. Afterward, I was tired so I went to bed. I thinks I need some comments on my posts so I can hunt you all down and send you a Chuck Norris Power Point. I may make my post last lon-HOLY COW! MY COMPUTER JUST JUMPED OFF MY DESK AND IS NOW RUNNING FOR THE DOOR! I am able to keep writing because I am chasing it and typing on it at the same time. Woa! We just ran by a bus that barely missed me! Well, its that time of day where I say "I'll write back later today" but I never do. I'll write back later today. ........Hey! I did it! I wrote back! Well, nothing much has happenned...well, I spelt "hapenned" wrong two times...and I took out the linebacker in football while I threw a 500 yard pass and ran and caught it MYSELF! But besides that, I made some awesome vintage Urgoogle pins to put on my sketch pad. Word has it that Grape has made a new Smart Water comic, expect it shortly. And who ever voted for "Scotty" on my poll is banished forever into the void. Well, I have nothing else to say, so I'll write back later...bwahhahahahahahah! ha! And ha again.
OH! I'M BACK! I just visited Clan's blog and wrote a bunch of comments pretending that they were different people! Laugh out loud! (LOL) I hope he fell for it/is not reading this right now. I gave Grape the "UR" "GO" "OG" "LE" ".COM" and "Grape" pins I made. But I want the Urgoogle ones back, so he is just borrowing them. I stll have an "Urb", "Clan", "Scotty", and "Light" pin. Who ever wants them, just email me w/ your address and I will send you a note saying "Too bad!"
Well, I gotta go mingle with my Chuck Norris Fan Club members! Bye...zorz...yeah...I eat turkey.

Just Another Day in the Hood

Hmmm...not much going on today...I am working on a new Urgoogle Anniversary Page for the site, and next week's blog comic. I basically got homework loaded on me and a bunch of free time to do it. I have a vocab quiz tommorow. I'm gonna ace it. On the news front, Clan got into a bunch of my classes (ok, two) for the week. I also did a...gotta go! bye!

The Saga Ends

Hmmm....For some strange reason, I can no longer make my comic small enough to fit the page AND allow you to view a (readable) full size picture. My only option was to put the full size comic on the site and have you manually enlarge it. :( Oh well, I will continue to work on it. I also changed my blog header. Unfortunately, the logo on the right got pixelated, so I redrew it but didn't have time to put it on the blog. And If you haven't read Clan's blog, you may not know that he finished Metriod Prime 3 with about 90% completion! Good job!
I am making a new comic for later next week. But I am also writing this blog in the morning of today, so I don't have much to tell. I will try to write again later today. Bye!

Could it be?...A new Post!

Yay! I am teh back. And unless you are blind (and one asks what a blind person is doing on a text based website), you will have noticed that by a horribible (yes, I meant to say that) twist of fate, my web comic WASN'T PUT ON THE BLOG!!!!!!!!! And also I have changed my blog template to a cooler one. I had just barely linked to my memory stick (which I pretend is a cell phone, to confuse all those "would-be" memory stick stealers) when I realized I was late to the Lalapalooza. I had to log off. Dang. I hate it when I hit SOME hidden BUTTON on the keyboard which makes my current typing EAT THE TEXT! I then have to spend 10 minutes trying to figure out if I right this mistake by pressing "shift+insert", "ctrl+insert", or just "insert". It is a pain. But I found out that you just press "insert". x$. Yeah, I'm not really sure what kind of text message face "x$" is. I assume it is a guy with his eyes tightly closed and his mouth is in the shape of an S. There is also a large stick that seems to be stabbed through his disfigured mouth.
Oi. At school today, I had chicken patties for lunch!!!!!!! :). <-smiling guy with large pimple. In math, we had to figure out how many bananas a super-smart camel can transport across a desert while eating them. I say he can get 500, but the teachster says you can get more. In order to do this, I had to make an optimistic assumption and say that the camel found a cache' of 10,000 bananas hidden in a cave close to the village on the side of the desert the camel is going to. Duh. I would put my comic on right now, but the computer I am usin' now doesn't seem smart enough to read USB, and thus my memory stick is useless. Fortunately, a more-then-capable laptop will soon be in my hands, and I shall put the comic on then. Until next time, vote for me on my polls! Later! -Urb hmmm...this lame blog text box says I can press "ctrl+P" to publish this post, but when I pressed so, the blog began to print! Stupido thingo!!!

Labor Day

I did not write a blog on Sunday. :( I know you were all looking forward to it. I was held up by...HACKERS!!!! So I sent them all a VIRUS! Of my own design! It will slowly seep into their computers and delete their files. Then it will start to corrupt Hospital technologies and infect the minds of patients, making them the virus's SLAVES! Fortunately, it is easy to tell who has been infected. That is the good news. The bad news is that if you are close enough to someone to tell if they are infected, they are probably about to kill you. Then the virus will create its own body and break out of its fleshy prison and kill everything it sees. Good thing its blind! No, just kiddin' I felt like writin' some fiction. I am gonna start puttin' short comics on my blog starting later today. I have been playing flashlight tag alot. (Is that two words?) I am gonna have to write again later. Also, the dumbest comic I ever drew was made because Clan had the bright idea to "just start drawing comics" out of the blue. Hopefully he will put it on the site! See you laters!
...3 hours later... Ha! I'm back! And I now have access to my new comic short! Anyway, I havn't been over to Clan's house of late, so I don't know how far he has gotten. I was GOING to go to Clan's house today, but I was forced to mow my lawn with a spoon. Normally this only takes a few hours, but today was hot, so it took me 15 hours, and when I was done, it was dark out. My plans of greatness where thus thwarted. NOW FOR A COOOOOL FACT! In your mouth at any one time, there is more bacteria then the entire human population ever...in history..and in the present...that's a lot of bacteria. I am gonna draw some more comics later, because after looking through my book of ideas, I realized that I still had, like, 285 comic ideas to draw. I need to get crackin'. Bye!

Hello. This is today's blog. Yay. I woke up at 6:00. For no reason. EXCEPT TO PUT OUT STUFF(S) FOR A LAWN SALE THAT NO ONE CAME TO! Then I biked to Clan's pad and showed him how to make his blog as cool as mine. He failed in multiple ways. Too bad. We were forced to walk for many a mile to deliver invitations to the...UNDERWORLD! Woot. I think that Clan is now even FURTHER in Metriod then he was YESTERDAY!!!1!! I was forced to write this blog at3 my frie3nd's h3ouse3, an3d h3e 3kee3ps 3ent3ering 3ion3 r3andom3 characters=-][-]-/. Either that, or my s3plel (spelling) really sucks. Or both I'm pretty sure "3"s can be pronounced as many, many, different LETTERS! Oh, man! This blogging stuff is really fUNKY. How did that get capitalised?!?!?!? Oh, yeah! The real reason I started to write here today...is...to announce that I have just drawn the worst, most dumbest, comic I have ever drawn..ed..look forward to in the future...that is, of course' (pronounced "cor-say") that Clan is benevolent enough to put it on yonder Urgoogle.com. Yay. I am now havings to put a smosh vid. on my blog. Ok. I won't write tomorrow. Or the day after. Ok, I can rite, right, and write tomorrow. See ya! Visit Clan's very inferior blog. Bye for now. -Urb