Yeah...um...What?!

Well, today I got nothin' except that I scored an awesome touchdown in football today...THERE WAS NO DEFENSE! Well, a defense worthy of tackling me. I will let Clan type sommit now...oh yeah! He put the dumb comic on the site! Check it out! -Urb
Clan: WARGHH
I'm outta here.
Urb: Hmmm....Clan didn't really say much...so I guess I will have to go and water my geraniums. They are in bloom now. I will have more to write later, but right now, Clan is staring over my shoulder trying to kick me of yonder computer. Uh-oh...here he comes again with that mallet...well, I fought him off. I was able to get my dumb comic as the weekly comic on the blog! Check eet out! Grape just gave Clan his smart water comic. I have a mouth and some strange appendages that are either wings or hands...buuuuuuuutttt.....I've always wanted a mouth, so its all cool. It looks like Scotty got more votes, so either he is doing it himself, or some sadly misguided person likes him so they are voting for him in secret. I am at Clan's pad. I should be doing homework....but we are gonna get pizza and my mind will wander else ware. I know that sometime tomorrow I will unwander my mind. Hmmm..."unwander" doesn't seem to be a word. Clan just said "I'm awful" (He is doing a Mario 64 speed run) "Urb, tell me I'm awful!"
Me: "Clan, you're awful."
Clan: "I know! Hey, you can put this dialog on your blog. Actually, I want you to. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "..."
Clan: "EHHeAGHGA!" Translation: "Woo-hoo! First try, baby! The power of Christ COMPELS YOU! AGHU! The skill! Its coming out of my face!"
Me: "Ummm...what skill? I think you are just saying dumb stuff so i will write it down!"
Clan: "Wwwwhhhhaaaatttt?! That makey no senses!"
Me: "Hey! That's my line!" (For those of you who wonder how Clan and I communicate when I have no mouth. The answer: TELEPATHY!)
Clan: ....unintelligible grunts....
Me:"Well Clan, I'm signing off...anything ELSE to add?!"
Clan:"Vote for Urgoogle EVERYDAY!" GOoOoOoO SMART WATER!"
Me:"OK, gotta go, Clan just collapsed on the floor...bye!" (Talking to no one)