Haxing the Prox

I am doing another eBlog today because Blogspot is banned at thecomputer I'm at, so I have to do an eBlog. Today I am needing a hair cutand Clan is gonna put my new comic on the site. I still haven't updatedyon weekly comic. Clan is sittin' next to me playing Adrenalin Challenge(a bike game) and has just pointed out that he is a master at it. Also,there is a new Impossible Quiz! It is just as hard/dumb as the original!Clan doesnt cheat, HE PLAYS BY THE RUES! He doesn't play by the rules,he plays by the RUES! So if he starts to cheat, I say

"Yo, ding dong, man, ding dong. Dingdong, man, yo."and he replies:

"Your mom is a ding dong!"and I says:

"'Your mom'?! Where do you come up with these 'ORIGINAL' comebacks?!"he says:

"I'm a natural."

Any wayzorz, Ah wuz playin Need Foe Speed Hawt Puhsuit Two and boughtthe Mc. Laren F1: "This car offers better acceleration, and a slightlyhigher top speed!"Wait, that's what it says about ALL the cars, but atleast it has a 240mph top speed and has a 0-60 in 3.2 seconds acceleration! But I stilllike the Mc. Laren F1 LM better. There is nothin' better then going 178mph, being hit by a police copter's bomb, and spiraling into the air tobe played back in slo-mo during the replay!
Well, Clan is hacking into my Blog again, and the Monks that guard the secrets of Rashi are hunting me down...so I gotta go.